Oh Lobelia

 (Esta es una versión en inglés de ¡Ay Lobelia! porque nunca se sabe cuándo hay que desbarrar en otras tierras)

Lots of things are saying in the Shire and Hobbiton
Always lots of jokes about Lobelia and her fixation
Silver spoon goes there, silver spoon goes here
but wait and listen now my friends there's more of this to hear

Beautiful and sweet she was charming like the sun
but sure it was a mistery unlucky finding love
She was always dreaming of that one Bilbo Bolson
but Oh poor Lobelia! that the scoundrel heard the word

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Oh Lobelia! why you paid attention
Bilbo's been to care about that's known within your neighbours
Oh Lobelia! you gave him all you got
and then the little bastard dissappeared without a word

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Cunning like a fox went the hobbit near her
using those sweet words blushed Lobelia like a rose
And when time arrived he invited her to his house
"come and have a cup of tea" with double quotes and all!!!

There she went Lobelia all well dressed to have a tea
but the boiling water all the passion would set free
Not a single clothe unharmed bouncing on the floor
teapot, spoons and... oh! Lobelia over him!!!

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After that steamy tea Lobelia breathed at last
Had a wide and big smile she was beside her love
But when went out for walking she was some steps ahead
and when she turned around the door slammend in front her

"Maybe it was the wind" Lobelia thought at first
the coward in the hall was hiding, Lobelia coud hear him!!!
if someone for a second thought Lobelia this fight lost
maybe Sackville-Baggin's need to know a little more

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Once inside her house Lobelia's thoughts began
how could ever she arrange revenge over that rat
Cause as much as fun she had having a roll with him
such a treason you suppose Lobelia won't forgive

Suddenly she heard the sound  of something on the floor
Lobelia very curious bent down to have a look
and in the floor she saw still a silver spoon so bright
that got stuck within her clothes when they were ... so on fire

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And that's the way Lobelia started her full plan
revenge will not stay still, Lobelia won't at all
So will came a day she will take from Bilbo's hand
house, spoons, the land and all and even breathing air

 

Now my friends you have the truth, that's the real reason
that fires Lobelia's wrath and feed up her obsession
And if by chance you heard before a very different version
Maybe that's because the sources owe Bilbo favours!!!

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